Larp Participant Gifts

Knights of the Square Table.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Leaping

'Yes, that person there...'

'None shall pass!'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'Jason and the Argosnaughts.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Purple Knight

Michael Schumacher

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Sneezing dragon.

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

"You're the perfect storm. . . in a teacup."

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

Joe Gormley

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

'He is in training for the London Olympics.'

Miss Advertising.