Laptop Legionnaire Gifts

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"I'm binge working tonight."

Zoomies call.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'Is he taking the piss?'

"But wait, there's more."

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