Laptop Loyalist Gifts

Walkies.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Not that net!'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Zoom Wedding

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Best friends without borders.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"Please feel free to browse."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."