Laptop Loyalist T-Shirts

Walkies.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Not that net!'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Zoom Wedding

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Best friends without borders.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Please feel free to browse."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'