Legionnaire Gifts

'He joined to forget,'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"So that's Ireland."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'It isn't polite to point.'

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'His daughter married a civilian!'

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

Book vs film

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

'...The ethics of corporate globalization, as it affects developing nations, is essentially violent...'

'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'

Dec 25, 1776: Washington Crosses the Delaware, Defeats the Hessians, and Starts the War on Christmas.

One if by land, two if by sea ... three if by air.

"The desert does strange things to a man..."

Readers Dai Geste

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

The Camp, Pt. 3

A mayor in full regalia atop a step ladder.