Legionnaire Gifts

'He joined to forget,'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"So that's Ireland."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'It isn't polite to point.'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'His daughter married a civilian!'

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."

Book vs film

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

Dec 25, 1776: Washington Crosses the Delaware, Defeats the Hessians, and Starts the War on Christmas.

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling this a @#$% book club.

'...The ethics of corporate globalization, as it affects developing nations, is essentially violent...'

One if by land, two if by sea ... three if by air.

'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'

"The desert does strange things to a man..."

Readers Dai Geste

Mesut Ozil

I came early. It's my first yoga in a year. Welcome! Go in and find a place! You're in my spot.

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

'Big Foot'