French Foreign Legion Buffs Gifts

'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Monuments

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Defence Cutbacks.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Veterans Day US

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Peace bomb.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Enemy

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

An Arm and a Leg.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."