French Foreign Legion Buffs Gifts

'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'

Support the Ex-Troops

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Monuments

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Defence Cutbacks.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Peace bomb.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

The Enemy

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

John Laurie

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."