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'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"I'm binge working tonight."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Zoomies call.

"But wait, there's more."

"...a man's laptop equipment is vastly over rated."

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'