Lap Protector Gifts

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Japanese Whaling

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Grass huggers.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Save the river.

A misery of mole hills

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Tred carefully mill.

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

"I don't want to get sunburns, you know. You should also wear sunscreen."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"Looking for gold?"

Gummy Bears

Plastic Pollution

Endurance

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

Radioactive Fish

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'