Lane Laughter Gifts

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Flight simulator'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Nana!'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"You came up in therapy today."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.