Lane Laughter Mugs

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Flight simulator'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Hypnotoon

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.