Landladies Gifts

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Lamb Noise.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

The Cat's Alarm Clock

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'You made me jump.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

No early morning tea past this landing

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

The Speculators