Laid-back Humor Lover Gifts

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Born to be Mild.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'No sweat shop'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Beach Attraction

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Giving thanks.

I slept funny last night!

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

Come in here if you don't like....

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

The Polite Inquirer

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

Great gift ideas for the older man.