Laid-back Humor Lover Pillows

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Born to be Mild.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'No sweat shop'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Beach Attraction

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Giving thanks.

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Dog emojis.

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

Come in here if you don't like....

I slept funny last night!

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

The Polite Inquirer

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

Mind lost by a mother.