Laff Factory Fanatic Gifts

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Workaholic's Toilet

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

Autumn Leaves

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Grade 'A' Grass.

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

"I love that new elephant smell."

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Factory Smoke

Workers constructing barcodes

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

"And this is where the magic happens."

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Damn - that was my idea.'