Laff Factory Fanatic T-Shirts

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Workaholic's Toilet

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

Autumn Leaves

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Acme Coffee Co.

Marty Feldman

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Factory Smoke

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

"I love that new elephant smell."

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Workers constructing barcodes

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"And this is where the magic happens."