Lacrosse Lovers Gifts

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Pete Sampras

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

How Amazon was invented

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Baseball Dreams

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'Big advantage!!'

Attorney Punching Bag

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Kane and Abe L.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Sock Dating.

Boxing Bull Fight

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."