Lacrosse Coach Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

A Little Long Jumper.

Football

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Wilfried Zaha

Soccer coach of the year.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Extra Long-jump

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Game time.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Football Crazy.

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"