Lacrosse Coach Gifts

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

A Little Long Jumper.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Wilfried Zaha

Football

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Soccer coach of the year.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Extra Long-jump

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Game time.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"Smite him, my son!"