Bobsleigh Coach Gifts

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Bobsled Police.

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Rainbow violin surfers

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Acupuncture.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Fish with Oars.

Bobsleigh practice.

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Whale.

'Now cut that out!'

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

"Hide all the chopsticks."

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

The summertime sport