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"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Bobsled Police.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Acupuncture.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Rainbow violin surfers

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Fish with Oars.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Bobsleigh practice.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

"Hide all the chopsticks."

The summertime sport

Peace Fighting

Whale.

'Now cut that out!'