Cycling Coach T-Shirts

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Victors

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Time Is Money

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Bears

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"