Cycling Coach Gifts

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Victors

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Time Is Money

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Back to school.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bears

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'