Cyclist Etiquette Coach Gifts

Human Cull: Cyclist Who Don't Obey Traffic Laws.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Riding School Chaos

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'No high dives off the veranda, OK?'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'