"Hey! You're in the bike lane!"
Road Etiquette Supporter Gifts
Looking for a gift for a road etiquette supporter? Discover humorous and thoughtful items that emphasize safe driving habits. Perfect for those who believe in courteous driving and want to promote respectful road sharing. Whether for a car enthusiast or someone passionate about road safety, these products combine wit and encouragement to make a positive impact behind the wheel.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
Only One Item or Fewer.
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"
'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'
"All rise."
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."
'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'
'D'you have any salt?'
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
"I hit reply all too many times."
"I taught him to eat with a fork."
'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'
"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"
". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
Let's shake on it.
"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."
Road Etiquette Supporter Gifts Collection
Road Etiquette Supporter Mugs
Explore our range of mugs dedicated to road safety and etiquette supporters—gift them a daily reminder to drive courteously.
Road Etiquette Supporter Pillows
Wrap up your gift with cozy pillows that champion good manners on the road—comfort meets advocacy in our latest collection.
Road Etiquette Supporter Prints
Decorate with prints that inspire courteous driving—great for safety advocates who want to spread the message of patience and respect.
Road Etiquette Supporter T-Shirts
Check out T-shirts that promote respectful and safe driving habits—ideal for road etiquette supporters who like to make a statement.