"Whoa! You didn't give the little thank you wave in traffic even once?!"
Driving Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the driving etiquette enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and charming items that highlight their passion for courteous driving. Perfect for those who value patience and politeness behind the wheel, our products make every journey a little more fun and a lot more thoughtful.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
Only One Item or Fewer.
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
Man helping a mini learner driver
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"All rise."
"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."
"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"
"Rats."
'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'
'D'you have any salt?'
"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
I love my motor.
"I hit reply all too many times."
"I taught him to eat with a fork."
'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'
Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...
"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"
". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."
Driving Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Driving Etiquette Enthusiast Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs featuring witty and charming designs celebrating driving etiquette enthusiasts. Perfect for morning coffee or tea.
Driving Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows
Find pillows that feature clever designs about driving etiquette, adding comfort and personality to their living space.
Driving Etiquette Enthusiast Prints
Browse prints that highlight the importance of polite driving, perfect for decorating a home or office with humor and style.
Driving Etiquette Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts designed for those who value courteous driving. A fun way to showcase their passion for road manners.