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Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Biliard Enthusiast

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Just a friendly game.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Play golf on the billiards table.

The Easter Bunny in August

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'