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Two Players both holding the same cue.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Biliard Enthusiast

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Just a friendly game.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Am I bald?'

The Easter Bunny in August

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'