Archery Coach Gifts

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

Riding School Chaos

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

A Girl and Her Horse

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

Bumpy Ride

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Its your archeries'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Location, location, location!

Progress?

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'