Archery Instructor Gifts

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

'Miss Orton, could you just wait a minute while I replace the target!'

Footballing Archer

Shoot your own apples

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Progress?

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Location, location, location!

'Its your archeries'

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.