Archery Apprentice Gifts

"Hold still Will Junior! It's not as if you're going to the dentist."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Progress?

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Location, location, location!

'Its your archeries'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Success

'And now for my William Tell shot.'