Novice Archer Gifts

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

Flyfishing for dummies.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

William Tell

Location, location, location!

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

Progress?

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Its your archeries'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Success

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'