Amateur Archer Gifts

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Location, location, location!

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Progress?

'Its your archeries'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

William Tell Executions.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Success