Archery Adventurer Gifts

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Its your archeries'

Progress?

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Location, location, location!

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Success

William Tell Executions.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'