Archery Adventurer Gifts

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Location, location, location!

Progress?

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Its your archeries'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

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