Bobsleigh Gifts

Bobsleigh Sobriety Test

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

An abacus swimming pool

'Can I see your license,please?'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

Bobsled Police.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Bobsleigh practice.

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Surf Guitar

"He's never fully accepted being a snowbird."

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Bobsled sabotage.

Best Snowblower Ever.

Frank, a bobsled run is a lot like life. We start out with youthful energy running as fast as we can! Later we have to steer through curves that come at us. Then, if fortunate, we slow down in a smooth, controlled way and enjoy the golden days! But I think bobsledding is most like life in that with both we should never forget to simply enjoy the ride!

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

Maybe you can make it a bobblehead!

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

Bobsled Chase.

The Original Bobsled.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

This was the last time Fred would agree to referee a game between Bobble Head Teams.

The chief said ix-nay on your bobblehead idea.

Bobsledders going wrong way on bobsled run

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

"You may be wondering why I called this staff meeting."

"Yeah, mine is an environmentalist too. I was worried when he sold his car, but he's put a dog-basket on his bicycle: it's even better than a car-ride!"

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'