Bobsledder Gifts

Bobsleigh practice.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Back to the Holidays

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Bobsled Police.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

Child builds themselves a sled.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Surf Guitar

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

Extreme Sound Engineering

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

Bobsled sabotage.

Rollerblind.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Giant Skater

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'