Bobsledder Gifts

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

Bobsleigh practice.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Back to the Holidays

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Bobsled Police.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

Child builds themselves a sled.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Surf Guitar

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

Extreme Sound Engineering

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

Bobsled sabotage.

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.