Bobsleigh Pillows

Bobsleigh Sobriety Test

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

An abacus swimming pool

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Can I see your license,please?'

Bobsled Police.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Surf Guitar

Bobsleigh practice.

"He's never fully accepted being a snowbird."

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Bobsled sabotage.

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

Best Snowblower Ever.

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Bobsled Chase.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

This was the last time Fred would agree to referee a game between Bobble Head Teams.

Bobsledders going wrong way on bobsled run

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

"You may be wondering why I called this staff meeting."

"Yeah, mine is an environmentalist too. I was worried when he sold his car, but he's put a dog-basket on his bicycle: it's even better than a car-ride!"

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

'Oy! I saw that!'