Bobsleighing Pillows

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Sleigh Ride

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

Bobsled Police.

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'A good present'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

Sheep Ballast

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'No hitting below the belt.'

Bobsleigh practice.

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'I waxed the runners.'

Rugger.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Deforestation.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'