Bobsleighing Prints

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Sleigh Ride

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Bobsled Police.

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'A good present'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

Sheep Ballast

Rugger.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Deforestation.

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

Bobsleigh practice.

'No hitting below the belt.'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'I waxed the runners.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."