Lacrosse Lovers T-Shirts

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

How Amazon was invented

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Baseball Dreams

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Big advantage!!'

Kane and Abe L.

Attorney Punching Bag

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Swan Lake Auditions

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Boxing Bull Fight

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."