As soon as I turn off the talking heads, I feel less anxious. Click. So, mom? Uh-oh. Cheesy smile alert. The lacrosse gloves I want are $140. I'm feeling anxious. Where's your off button?
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Why are you encouraging Teddy to play Lacrosse? Baseball is much calmer. Lacrosse totally exhausts him. Exactly! A tired boy is a harmless boy.
Creak! Creep!! Creak!!! Our son's worried about varsity lacrosse tryouts. Relax. Pitter pat. Sigh! Who knew insomnia was contagious?
No big deal, but coach is posting who made varsity today. Yawn! I can wait. Sports. Tap!
What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?
Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.
I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.
Pete Sampras
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.
"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."
Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!
Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.
The Dandy
Baseball Dreams
"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"
'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'
'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'
Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said
"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."
'Big advantage!!'
Attorney Punching Bag
Curling Rocks!
"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"
Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!
'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''
'It's an old badminton injury.'
No Croquet
"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."
Hang Time Fido
'The defense rests.'
'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'
'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'
'for what we are about to receive...'
"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"
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