Lacrosse Lover Mugs

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

The Dandy

Baseball Dreams

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Big advantage!!'

Attorney Punching Bag

Curling Rocks!

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Hang Time Fido

No Croquet

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'The defense rests.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Boxing Bull Fight

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Hang on, Mother. The paramedics are on the way. I'll be right back—just going to check the score of the Blackhawks game."

"Morning!"