Future Lacrosse Legend Mugs

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

Boy holding football.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

Knocked it out of the park

"That's so typical of men..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Native American Indian Lacrosse