Lab Mishap Humorist Gifts

A combustion of chemists

'Surprisingly enough, this is in the range of acceptable risk.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Bacterial Culture

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

Laboratory- risk assessor

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'