Laboratory Humorist Gifts

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

'It was getting mouldy, so I threw it out.'

'Ed's in medical research.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

The hardest part of testing is getting them to pee in these tiny cups.

'I've just discovered superglue.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Biology Lab. All the "X" chromosomes are trying to find somebody to play tic-tac-toe with! (Published previously on March 4, 2010).

Giant African Land Snail Escape

'He's extremely valuable to us - never comes up with anything, which eliminates all the blind alleys.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"Uncle Eddy was in an animal test lab for years. That's why he wanted to get buried wrapped in nicotine patches."

"Where'd he get the little chain saw?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'