Krill Chaser Gifts

"I'm weaned now, no more milk for me, I now have, you could say, a 'Licence to Krill'..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Out To Lurch

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Ornithologist

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Loch Ness Monster

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Ice Fishing

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

'Best guide I ever had.'

Fox Hunters.

Mr. Winter blast returns.