Krill Oil Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey, have you seen my large bottle of Krill Oil?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Turmoil change.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Car Breast-Feeding

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Fuels paradise.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Libyan Oil

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Low oil prices.

Expensive oil.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Improvised Economic Device

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz