Fish Oil Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm taking you off the fish oil.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

The one that got away

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

A Preschool of Fish

The Da Vinci Cod

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'