Fish Oil Fanatic Gifts

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Carp, per diem.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Origins Of Evolution

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."