Vegetable Oil Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Pea

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.