Vegetable Oil Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Runner Bean...

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.

Roasted Peppers

Macho Vegetarian

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage