Essential Oil Aficionado Gifts

Essential Motor Oils

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

US Energy Needs.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Diesel Prices

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Low oil prices.

Improvised Economic Device

"And you're sure it's extra-virgin?"

Expensive oil.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."